Archive for March, 2013

BANKY W’s PUBLIC. ERECTION

Posted: March 13, 2013 in Headlines

Funny….
I wondered What Banky W must have seen or that led him to have an Erection In Public.
Seen Posing with Two beautiful girls in A Function , Banky’s “Menace II Society” was clearly Spotted . Oga Wellington, Wetin You Dey Think ?

What was wrong with Him at that Moment. Leave A Comment For us.

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Funny :

Never mind the fact that most movie titles hardly reflect the content of the film, not to talk of horrible posters showing angry faces of women when the title is about love (I won’t even go there), I came across some movie titles that sounded very funny to me.

My list is:
Tear My Bra (If You Can)
2 Rats
Clash Of Twins
Crazy Dogs
Friendly Scorpion
Black & White Ghosts
Passion Lady
Sex Player
Beyonce and Rihanna
I Broke My Heart
Iron Pant
Tube & Tyre
We are Useless
Aka Gum
Calculator
Holy Kidnapper
Radio Without Battery
Tea or Coffee
Festival of Madness
Chelsea and Liverpool
God Where Are You
All My Ladies (Kukere)
Azonto Girls

Which ones have you come across?
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2face Asked, At Wedding, To Touch His MANHOOD, To Confirm POTENTENCY

Tuface was asked to raise his right hand up, lower it down and hold his manhood tight, at his traditional wedding, yesterday, to Annie Macaulay As part of the tradition

As it is custom in Esit Urua, where Annie Macaulay, is from, Tuface was asked to kindly step out and stand before the crowd in the open field of Apostolic High School, Esit Urua Community, where the wedding took place.

Then, the ‘commandant’ asked him to raise his hands to the sky, lower it towards his ‘Penisarux Rex’, which is widely known as ‘John Thomas’, or Engine Room for short.

And Tubaba was humble enough to publicly subject himself to that all important right, publicly especially when evidences abound everywhere as proof he’s all too potent.

Tuface raised his hand. Lowered it. Held tight his ‘Penisarux Rex’.

Then, he was asked?

Commandant: “Is the thing there?”

Tuface: “Yes!”

Commandant: “Will it satisfy our daughter?”

Tuface: “Yes!”

It was a moment to giggle at. Even Gov. Ukpabio of Akwa Ibom State, Senator Florence Ita Giwa, all Celebrites, and all Esit Uruans appreciated it. Congratulations To the lovely Couple

Funny Right ? Leave A comment For us !


…Massive arms including anti-aircraft guns, rocket propelled grenades recovered after visit to Borno…

It would have been a national tragedy had it occurred. But, according to intelligence sources, security agencies saved the situation.

The story is that insurgents allegedly planned to attack the plane of President Goodluck Jonathan while flying into Maiduguri, Borno State capital, on Thursday for his two-day visit. Borno is the hotbet of the Islamist group, Boko Haram.

The alleged recovery of three anti-aircraft guns, two technical vehicles mounted with anti-aircraft stands and 10 rocket propelled grenades, in a cache of arms,in Maiduguri, on Friday, lent credence to the claim of the plot to attack the president’s plane.

Besides the anti-aircraft guns and rocket propelled grenades, the massive arms the Joint Task Force (JTF) in Maiduguri, the day the president left the state capital after the visit, include 17 AK rifles, general purpose machine guns, three G3 rifles, 20 RPG bombs, 12 RPG chargers, 1 x 36 ,hand held grenades, one tear gas rifle, 33 AK 47 magazines, 11 FN magazines, three G 3 magazines and 11,068 assorted ammunitions.

The twist to the story, however, is the claim by some security sources that the Islamist group had hoped that the entire security apparatus in Borno would be diverted for the president’s visit, to enable it deploy the massive arms to also attack the facilities where its members are being held in the state with aview to setting them free.

Whatever may have been the Islamist group’s plan, security agencies alleged that close monitoring foiled it.

Spokesman for the JTF in Borno State, Lt. Col. Sagir Musa, in a statement emailed to journalists, yesterday, hinted that intelligence by informants led to the foiling of the insurgents alleged plan.

The statement listed the cache of arms recovered during the Friday operation while saying it was one of the JTF’s operations to combat insurgents in the lastten days. The statement reads: “Based on information and intelligence report, series of operations were conducted by the Joint Task Force Operation RESTORE ORDER in the last ten days in Borno State.

The latest was the one conducted at Bulabulin, Bayern Quarters and Jajeri in Maiduguri metropolis between 3 – 8 pm yesterday Friday, 8 February, 2013. During these operations under the period stated, there were exchange of fire that led to the death of 52 Boko Haram members including ten commanders ofthe sect. 70 terrorists were also arrested. In the period under review, the JTF lost two men, three were wounded and no civilian casualty was recorded. The under listed weapons, ammunition, uniforms and other items were recovered in yesterday’s (Friday) operation:
3 anti aircraft guns; 10 rocket propelled grenade tubes; 3 general purpose machine guns; 17 AK47 rifles; 3 G3 rifles; 1 pistol (lama);
20 RPG bombs; 12 RPG chargers; 1x 36 hand held grenade; 1 teargas rifle; 33 AK 47 magazines; 11 FN magazines; 3 G3 magazines; 11,068 assorted ammunitions;
2 technical vehicles with mounted anti aircraft stands;1 box of weapons cleaning kit; 4 swords and two knifes;5 walking talkies; 4 VHF handheld sets; 1 multi links router; and assorted uniforms and kits.

“The task force wishes to thank members of the public particularly our moles in the Boko Haram’s camp for giving us the information that assisted in the successes so far recorded. Thus, members of the public are reminded to continue to give credible and timely information to security agencies to combat insecurity.”

Sunday Vanguard learnt, yesterday, that security agencies have launched investigations into how the weaponry which, in size, quality and quantity, were capable of waging a full scale war either against air or land opposition and with which targets kilometers away could be successfully taken out, were assembled.

“The fact that assorted uniforms of security agencies, especially those serving in the Joint Task Force were recovered in the Friday operation, is fueling the intelligence that there was indeed a plan by the group and their sponsors to breach the security of the president”, a source added.

Culled From Sunday Vanguard.


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Not just A song…. Reflex has proven To All that Music production is not all about Sitting Down all hours Producing others and not doing the “Thing”. With his Ultra Production Skills And His Ability to listen , know and differentiate between good and Bad music, Reflex has Dropped yet another Hit,and Radio Friendly Song , OKU ABIALA featuring the Finest in the fast growing Rappertainment Niche in Owerri; in the likes of Acharaman, Xbusta And Gemini 1 all delivering the very best in them. In fact, I have Played this Song 45 times and I had the thought of Sharing this great work ,Produced by the SAME @ReflexSoundz !! Haba …

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IMO STAtE

State Deputy Governor, Sir. Jude
Agbaso, has come under intense
pressure to resign after falling out of
favour with his principal, Owelle
Rochas Okorocha.
Information reaching News Express
from the Imo State capital, Owerri,
has it that Agbaso may throw in the
towel before the end of today so as to
avoid the impeachment axe
dangling over his head.
Agbaso was said to have been served
notice of impeachment yesterday
after a marathon executive session by
the Imo State House of Assembly. The
assembly has been investigating
allegations of financial
gratification leveled against Sir
Agbaso by a major contractor
handling the state government road
projects.
A statement released yesterday in
Owerri and signed by the state
Chairman of the ruling All
Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA),
Prince Marshal Okafor Anyanwu, had
accused Sir Agbaso of secretly
romancing the Presidency and the
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in a
bid to allegedly unseat Governor
Rochas Okorocha and the Speaker of
the State House of Assembly, Hon.
Benjamin Uwajumogu.
The statement entitled A Plot to
unseat Gov. Okorocha, Imo Speakers
Has accused the Presidency and PDP
of intervening behind the scenes in
a bid to save Sir Agbaso.
We are therefore surprised with
the way and manner the Presidency
and national leadership of the PDP
unexpectedly showed interest in the
matter and subsequently declared
support for the Deputy Governor, Sir
Jude Agbaso, who is not a member of
the PDP,at the statement said.


Davido took time off his busy schedule to celebrate with his dad who turned 56 yesterday March 6th.
Photo below from left is Davido’s elder brother Wale Adeleke, their billionaire dad Chief Deji Adeleke, Davido and his sister Sharon Adeleke with her engagement ring. Sharon is getting married soon.
The Adelekes will also be marking Davido’s mother’s 10th year death remembrance this Sunday at their Lekki home.